Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

Does the West have a defense against China's PL17 air-air missile?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have complete contempt for traitorism

Why are people nowadays so into anal sex?

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Did sharing a wife turn out okay?

I can count

I see through liars

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I know who the president of Turkey really is

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

I don’t buy bullshit

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I understand how hurricane paths work

Why do I feel bad when I see white girls dating black guys, am I racist?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Has your wife or girlfriend ever been felt up in public by a stranger?

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I’m 17 and looking for a girl. What do I do?

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I actually pay taxes

So who has worn a cock cage. One of my guy FWBs put one on me last Sunday and left with the keys? I was very nervous at first but have calmed down. Told me he'll unlock it tomorrow.. Let me know.

I have a reading level above third grade

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

What are some tips for braiding a woman's hair on a date?

I have complete contempt for fakery

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

Why do flat-earth conspiracy theorists believe that photos from space, including those of satellites, are fake?

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t cotton to rapists

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

In your opinion, who is the most overrated singer/band/artist in modern music history and why?

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I can read

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane